Saturday, August 8, 2009
Bruce Bluestein - Franks More Famous Brother
"I HATE THAT -- When they say my baby brother Brucie is the MORE FAMOUS BLUESTEIN.. you know?" says Frank Bluestein.
"SO he does disco, and he does it like no one else... BIG DEAL .. im still Frank Bluestein!" says Frank
Hey Frank, nobody is arguing with ya.
Posted by Fritz "Famous" Machauley in 2009
Frank Bluestein Creates New Louisiana Hot Sauce - DIG?
Chicago, IL – Fans of the ill fated Blues Groovefest and Frank E. Bluestein will rejoice in his new found love in the kitchen. A new brand of Louisiana hot sauce is in the works and will be released right before labor day 2009. The sauce was inspired by a lifetime of touring on the road, playing blues music and the soulful sounds of Gunner Allen Smith, Frank’s bassist.
Large kitchens have been rented to produce the sauce in Chicago land which is Franks home away from home. “My real home is actually in the history books, because I’m a living legend” explains Frank e. Bluestein. “No, seriously, I like to kid around and I grew up in Kansas City. The sauce we created has nothing to do with my boyhood home. We chose a Louisiana recipe because of all of the touring we did in New Orleans.” Adds Bluestein.
Finding funding to produce the sauce was a bit of a challenge. Blues Groovefest 09 was cancelled due to poor budget, ill fated funding and inhouse fraud and embezzlement. The festival was supposed to take place in Norwalk, Connecticut on August 15, 2009 but it did not go through. The remaining funds from the Groovefest actually paid for supplies and kitchen rentals.
“I plan on selling my hot sauce online sweet daddy” explains Frank e. Bluestein. “I just hope people buy it because lets face it… the whole world ran out of money…. Know what I’m saying?”
Look for two different varieties of sauce coming to a vendor near you. One sauce is called, “Hollerin’ Heat” and it has a kick of habenero peppers in it. The other sauce that is scheduled to be on the market is called, “Molten Lava”. They are scheduled for Sept 12, 2009.
Fritz Machauley, posted this on Aug 8, 2009
Large kitchens have been rented to produce the sauce in Chicago land which is Franks home away from home. “My real home is actually in the history books, because I’m a living legend” explains Frank e. Bluestein. “No, seriously, I like to kid around and I grew up in Kansas City. The sauce we created has nothing to do with my boyhood home. We chose a Louisiana recipe because of all of the touring we did in New Orleans.” Adds Bluestein.
Finding funding to produce the sauce was a bit of a challenge. Blues Groovefest 09 was cancelled due to poor budget, ill fated funding and inhouse fraud and embezzlement. The festival was supposed to take place in Norwalk, Connecticut on August 15, 2009 but it did not go through. The remaining funds from the Groovefest actually paid for supplies and kitchen rentals.
“I plan on selling my hot sauce online sweet daddy” explains Frank e. Bluestein. “I just hope people buy it because lets face it… the whole world ran out of money…. Know what I’m saying?”
Look for two different varieties of sauce coming to a vendor near you. One sauce is called, “Hollerin’ Heat” and it has a kick of habenero peppers in it. The other sauce that is scheduled to be on the market is called, “Molten Lava”. They are scheduled for Sept 12, 2009.
Fritz Machauley, posted this on Aug 8, 2009
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Frank Bluestein Blues Investigation (FBI) Bellows Out New Tune
FRANK BLUESTEIN CRUCIFIED BY HIS OWN PEOPLE - BROKE, DESTITUTE AND ROCKING OUT THE BLUES BABY !!!
"Now what kind of mumbo jumbo they saying about the great bluesman Frank E Bluestein this week? I will never let this thing.... Blues Groovefest get the best of me. I tried, I hired the right people or what I thought were the right people and then the whole thing went crashing through the floor..... YEAH IM BITTER but Ive done moved on..... grooved on" says Frank E. Bluestein.
"I said in a recent interview that my own people the FRANK BLUESTEIN BLUES INVESTIGATION, (FBI) crucified me sweet daddy! And I stand by my words. Because of that worthless Non Profit Swindle organization.... the Christians First group... led by that human eye sore, Dick Frost... they helped themselves to my bank account."
Ugh... this saga has no end. Everytime we get Frank in the studio he rambles on and on about his financial problems and all the backstabbing. On a happier note we were pleased to hear about Franks new BBQ sauce.
"Yeah I got a BBQ sauce thing in the works, everyone knows about it....... what? (something off camera)... is it any good? (laughs) well I don't know what you know about BBQ so you will have to figure that part out for yourself. I think its good. But then again.... I eat just about any ol thing."
"Now what kind of mumbo jumbo they saying about the great bluesman Frank E Bluestein this week? I will never let this thing.... Blues Groovefest get the best of me. I tried, I hired the right people or what I thought were the right people and then the whole thing went crashing through the floor..... YEAH IM BITTER but Ive done moved on..... grooved on" says Frank E. Bluestein.
"I said in a recent interview that my own people the FRANK BLUESTEIN BLUES INVESTIGATION, (FBI) crucified me sweet daddy! And I stand by my words. Because of that worthless Non Profit Swindle organization.... the Christians First group... led by that human eye sore, Dick Frost... they helped themselves to my bank account."
Ugh... this saga has no end. Everytime we get Frank in the studio he rambles on and on about his financial problems and all the backstabbing. On a happier note we were pleased to hear about Franks new BBQ sauce.
"Yeah I got a BBQ sauce thing in the works, everyone knows about it....... what? (something off camera)... is it any good? (laughs) well I don't know what you know about BBQ so you will have to figure that part out for yourself. I think its good. But then again.... I eat just about any ol thing."
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Frank Bluestein: "The Trouble With Tell It LIke It Is Willis, is That He Really Tells It Like It Aint"
Frank Bluestein is one confident MOFO. He wrapped up the Blues Groovefest 09 festival and is taking it back to Chicago from Norwalk. The problem is that nobody ever saw the festival because it never happened.
Frank explains.
"The world operates in three ways.... one... for the thinking man, it done works one way... you go up to the light and the light... you see the light sort of like... gets into the righteous man... and then the thinking man and the righteous man come together like a kit kat and make on delicious harmony.... The second way is that the world works for the crooked people because they just wrong daddy, all wrong. The third way it works is that it works for the lawyers an nobody else."
says Frank Bluestein during his interview with, Big Sound.
"You know.... Tell It Like It Is Willis.... .. thats his stage name but his real name is Joe Willis. And Joe Willis is a sack of horse manure... that man would lie to his dying momma... and he ... really he is the blame for all these hazardous times. He is the dog of Fairfield don't you know.. and I believe that he was in cahoots with that horrible man... Dick Frost and they combined their efforts to disconbobulate my hormones and my senses... to make me ultimately unsatisfied.
and baby.. I am so disatisfied with this situations. Im all about the truth. But I am fresh out of reasons to keep myself calm by this point. Things be bad. And Groovefest is done daddy, its all done."
Posted by Fritz Machauley in July 2009
Frank explains.
"The world operates in three ways.... one... for the thinking man, it done works one way... you go up to the light and the light... you see the light sort of like... gets into the righteous man... and then the thinking man and the righteous man come together like a kit kat and make on delicious harmony.... The second way is that the world works for the crooked people because they just wrong daddy, all wrong. The third way it works is that it works for the lawyers an nobody else."
says Frank Bluestein during his interview with, Big Sound.
"You know.... Tell It Like It Is Willis.... .. thats his stage name but his real name is Joe Willis. And Joe Willis is a sack of horse manure... that man would lie to his dying momma... and he ... really he is the blame for all these hazardous times. He is the dog of Fairfield don't you know.. and I believe that he was in cahoots with that horrible man... Dick Frost and they combined their efforts to disconbobulate my hormones and my senses... to make me ultimately unsatisfied.
and baby.. I am so disatisfied with this situations. Im all about the truth. But I am fresh out of reasons to keep myself calm by this point. Things be bad. And Groovefest is done daddy, its all done."
Posted by Fritz Machauley in July 2009
Frank Bluestein Remembers The Blues Brothers
Frank Bluestein remembers the BLUES BROTHERS
"They died right? I mean... didn't like one of them overdose on some bad KFC? I mean.. SHIT.. I thought they both died.. or was that Moma Cass? Oh Hell. I dont know Im just a poor blues man living in 2009....." says the rambling man Frank Bluestein.
"What supposed to happen in 2012 anyway? All this talk about THE END TIMES... you know its just a real depressing thought guaranteed to bring on more BLUES.... What would be worse than dying is if all the worlds population of delicious BBQ disappeared off the earth without a trace!" says a very confused Frank Bluestein.
"They took my money... I got nothing to look forward to these days except heartburn and some old episodes of Flip Wilson.... Aint life a groove daddy??"
Posted by Fritz Machauley on July 2009
Frank Bluestein says, "DAMN IT !!!"
Frank E. Bluestein Cancels Blues Groovefest 09’ in Connecticut
"Don't even think about recording this..... I am about to tell you about this stupid investigation, the bullshit, the trauma that warped non profit group Christians First did to Groovefest.... they Crucified Blues Groovefest... on purpose... I cannot prove that but if I could believe me we would all be heading towards the court room." said Frank Bluestein as he shoved a huge chicken leg into his mouth from KFC.
"You know whats amazing....???? Nobody cares.. Im bankrupt and that A hole Dick Frost is in sunny Reno having the time of his life. I could just vomit." says disgruntled Frank Bluestein.
"I cant believe after months of calculated planning turned to mush.... my GROOVEFEST IS ALL DONE.. JUST LIKE THIS CHICKEN... But.. thats showbiz...." says Frank.
"Don't even think about recording this..... I am about to tell you about this stupid investigation, the bullshit, the trauma that warped non profit group Christians First did to Groovefest.... they Crucified Blues Groovefest... on purpose... I cannot prove that but if I could believe me we would all be heading towards the court room." said Frank Bluestein as he shoved a huge chicken leg into his mouth from KFC.
"You know whats amazing....???? Nobody cares.. Im bankrupt and that A hole Dick Frost is in sunny Reno having the time of his life. I could just vomit." says disgruntled Frank Bluestein.
"I cant believe after months of calculated planning turned to mush.... my GROOVEFEST IS ALL DONE.. JUST LIKE THIS CHICKEN... But.. thats showbiz...." says Frank.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Frank Bluestein Belts Out The Blues
Frank Bluestein To Head This Years Groovefest in Norwalk, CT
Stamford, CT – Fans of the blues will get a chance to hear R&B legend, Frank Bluestein, as he joins the all star music roster of this years, Groovefest. The free non-profit event is putting together a group of live performances for this day event that takes place on August 15, 2009. The sessions will be recorded and distributed on the web where people can see them.
The audio recordings are scheduled to be released in a fundraising CD to help build a youth center in Bridgeport, CT some time in 2010.Getting the groups together took a considerable amount of time. It was not easy to get cooperation from various management during these busy summer months. Many of the performers were locked up into various commitments.
Source: Hub Pages
One of the tracks on this new cd is a little diddy called, "Frankie Sings The Blues", its loud, its crude and features Gunner Allen Smith on bass guitar. Its killer.
See you at Groovefest all you hep cats.
Posted by Fritz Machauley on July 11, 2009
Stamford, CT – Fans of the blues will get a chance to hear R&B legend, Frank Bluestein, as he joins the all star music roster of this years, Groovefest. The free non-profit event is putting together a group of live performances for this day event that takes place on August 15, 2009. The sessions will be recorded and distributed on the web where people can see them.
The audio recordings are scheduled to be released in a fundraising CD to help build a youth center in Bridgeport, CT some time in 2010.Getting the groups together took a considerable amount of time. It was not easy to get cooperation from various management during these busy summer months. Many of the performers were locked up into various commitments.
Source: Hub Pages
One of the tracks on this new cd is a little diddy called, "Frankie Sings The Blues", its loud, its crude and features Gunner Allen Smith on bass guitar. Its killer.
See you at Groovefest all you hep cats.
Posted by Fritz Machauley on July 11, 2009
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