Frank Bluestein is one confident MOFO. He wrapped up the Blues Groovefest 09 festival and is taking it back to Chicago from Norwalk. The problem is that nobody ever saw the festival because it never happened.
Frank explains.
"The world operates in three ways.... one... for the thinking man, it done works one way... you go up to the light and the light... you see the light sort of like... gets into the righteous man... and then the thinking man and the righteous man come together like a kit kat and make on delicious harmony.... The second way is that the world works for the crooked people because they just wrong daddy, all wrong. The third way it works is that it works for the lawyers an nobody else."
says Frank Bluestein during his interview with, Big Sound.
"You know.... Tell It Like It Is Willis.... .. thats his stage name but his real name is Joe Willis. And Joe Willis is a sack of horse manure... that man would lie to his dying momma... and he ... really he is the blame for all these hazardous times. He is the dog of Fairfield don't you know.. and I believe that he was in cahoots with that horrible man... Dick Frost and they combined their efforts to disconbobulate my hormones and my senses... to make me ultimately unsatisfied.
and baby.. I am so disatisfied with this situations. Im all about the truth. But I am fresh out of reasons to keep myself calm by this point. Things be bad. And Groovefest is done daddy, its all done."
Posted by Fritz Machauley in July 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Frank Bluestein Remembers The Blues Brothers
Frank Bluestein remembers the BLUES BROTHERS
"They died right? I mean... didn't like one of them overdose on some bad KFC? I mean.. SHIT.. I thought they both died.. or was that Moma Cass? Oh Hell. I dont know Im just a poor blues man living in 2009....." says the rambling man Frank Bluestein.
"What supposed to happen in 2012 anyway? All this talk about THE END TIMES... you know its just a real depressing thought guaranteed to bring on more BLUES.... What would be worse than dying is if all the worlds population of delicious BBQ disappeared off the earth without a trace!" says a very confused Frank Bluestein.
"They took my money... I got nothing to look forward to these days except heartburn and some old episodes of Flip Wilson.... Aint life a groove daddy??"
Posted by Fritz Machauley on July 2009
Frank Bluestein says, "DAMN IT !!!"
Frank E. Bluestein Cancels Blues Groovefest 09’ in Connecticut
"Don't even think about recording this..... I am about to tell you about this stupid investigation, the bullshit, the trauma that warped non profit group Christians First did to Groovefest.... they Crucified Blues Groovefest... on purpose... I cannot prove that but if I could believe me we would all be heading towards the court room." said Frank Bluestein as he shoved a huge chicken leg into his mouth from KFC.
"You know whats amazing....???? Nobody cares.. Im bankrupt and that A hole Dick Frost is in sunny Reno having the time of his life. I could just vomit." says disgruntled Frank Bluestein.
"I cant believe after months of calculated planning turned to mush.... my GROOVEFEST IS ALL DONE.. JUST LIKE THIS CHICKEN... But.. thats showbiz...." says Frank.
"Don't even think about recording this..... I am about to tell you about this stupid investigation, the bullshit, the trauma that warped non profit group Christians First did to Groovefest.... they Crucified Blues Groovefest... on purpose... I cannot prove that but if I could believe me we would all be heading towards the court room." said Frank Bluestein as he shoved a huge chicken leg into his mouth from KFC.
"You know whats amazing....???? Nobody cares.. Im bankrupt and that A hole Dick Frost is in sunny Reno having the time of his life. I could just vomit." says disgruntled Frank Bluestein.
"I cant believe after months of calculated planning turned to mush.... my GROOVEFEST IS ALL DONE.. JUST LIKE THIS CHICKEN... But.. thats showbiz...." says Frank.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Frank Bluestein Belts Out The Blues
Frank Bluestein To Head This Years Groovefest in Norwalk, CT
Stamford, CT – Fans of the blues will get a chance to hear R&B legend, Frank Bluestein, as he joins the all star music roster of this years, Groovefest. The free non-profit event is putting together a group of live performances for this day event that takes place on August 15, 2009. The sessions will be recorded and distributed on the web where people can see them.
The audio recordings are scheduled to be released in a fundraising CD to help build a youth center in Bridgeport, CT some time in 2010.Getting the groups together took a considerable amount of time. It was not easy to get cooperation from various management during these busy summer months. Many of the performers were locked up into various commitments.
Source: Hub Pages
One of the tracks on this new cd is a little diddy called, "Frankie Sings The Blues", its loud, its crude and features Gunner Allen Smith on bass guitar. Its killer.
See you at Groovefest all you hep cats.
Posted by Fritz Machauley on July 11, 2009
Stamford, CT – Fans of the blues will get a chance to hear R&B legend, Frank Bluestein, as he joins the all star music roster of this years, Groovefest. The free non-profit event is putting together a group of live performances for this day event that takes place on August 15, 2009. The sessions will be recorded and distributed on the web where people can see them.
The audio recordings are scheduled to be released in a fundraising CD to help build a youth center in Bridgeport, CT some time in 2010.Getting the groups together took a considerable amount of time. It was not easy to get cooperation from various management during these busy summer months. Many of the performers were locked up into various commitments.
Source: Hub Pages
One of the tracks on this new cd is a little diddy called, "Frankie Sings The Blues", its loud, its crude and features Gunner Allen Smith on bass guitar. Its killer.
See you at Groovefest all you hep cats.
Posted by Fritz Machauley on July 11, 2009
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